if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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