Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
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