Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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