Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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