: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Randomize
