Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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