Is it normal to miss your booty call?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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