Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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