To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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