That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
