White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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