scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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