Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Randomize
