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After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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