Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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