i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
