Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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