I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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