I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
third nipple confirmed
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Randomize
