I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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