She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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