Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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