yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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