i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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