Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
