this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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