I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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