okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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