The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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