I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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