If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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