We're facebook friends in real life
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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