I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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