She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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