i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
