And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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