loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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