Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
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