ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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