just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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