i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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