My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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