i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
