Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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