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evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?

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(979): View more from Texas

She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..

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(203): View more from Connecticut

he thanks me after handjobs.

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you found the perfect man.

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(905): View more from Ontario

I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd

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(301): View more from Maryland

he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.

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(585): View more from New York

Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window

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(518): View more from New York

YO. MCGRIDDLES.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.

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