I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
So vagazzling was a success
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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