Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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