This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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