is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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