I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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