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(917): View more from New York City

Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.

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(408): View more from California

ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me

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(630): View more from Illinois

i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head

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(410): View more from Maryland

So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.

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(407): View more from Florida

Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.

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(775): View more from Nevada

Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.

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(706): View more from Georgia

You smell like a steam boat captain.

(678): View more from Georgia

Whatever your on right now, I want.

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