Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Randomize
