Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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