Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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