he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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