Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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